The Best Day of My Life

[John Seasonal Sports]

I mean I'll tell you what. This one day I was sporting my privates down a street, when a mysterious sound(probably playing from a circa 1947 Winchester Model Xenophone) was enveloping the neighborhood. As it turns out, it was purely an altruistic venture out of Dom DiMaggio, younger brother of baseball great Joe DiMaggio, to help spread the knowledge of ingrown toenails. At the end of the monologue, there was an enormous cauldron of gravy, and the natives drank half of it and put the other half in a savings account earning 7.2% interest annually.

[Corin Grieves]

Yeah, I love it when that happens. Especially after subdermal licking of coconut fibres.

What sort of gravy?

[Tom]

i'm sorry but what u are talking about sounds really crazy to me...
where are you gyus from? the african rain-wood??!?!?!?

[Cacophonous]

Someone is doing drugs around here

[Funkafonik]

Some were seriously dropped on their heads in their childhood... :rolleyes:

[Dan McKinnon]

Did you eat paintchips as a kid? :eek:

[Pryde7]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by John Seasonal Sports:
I mean I'll tell you what. This one day I was sporting my privates down a street, when a mysterious sound(probably playing from a circa 1947 Winchester Model Xenophone) was enveloping the neighborhood. As it turns out, it was purely an altruistic venture out of Dom DiMaggio, younger brother of baseball great Joe DiMaggio, to help spread the knowledge of ingrown toenails. At the end of the monologue, there was an enormous cauldron of gravy, and the natives drank half of it and put the other half in a savings account earning 7.2% interest annually.<hr></blockquote>

Honestly, the exact same thing happened to me thirteen weeks ago. I just can't believe someone like that knows so much about ingrown toenails.

[Lee Cassidy]

Are you guys taking "the pot"?

[Lee Cassidy]

It's well known that relatives of baseball players tend to be predisposed to most matters of chiropratic anomolies. This, coupled with their irrational thirst for banking makes them a curious breed.
But as for the bit about the gravy, I reckon you made that bit up.

[ May 25, 2002: Message edited by: Lee Cassidy ]</p>